Caution.. They walk among us!

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suggest or highlight specific actions or happenings around you..

Anyway, lay back, chill and hopefully have a laugh or two as you
read on..

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
someone shouted.. "Look at that dead bird!" I SERIOUSLY saw
someone looked up at the sky with one hand trying visor the sun
and asked, almost innocently.. "Where?"

**They walk among us!!**

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which
direction is north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked nonchalantly, "Oh, does
the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother tried to further elaborate that the sun rises in
the east, and HAS BEEN for some time, she simply said, "Oh,
actually I don't keep up with that stuff. So when will it change
again?"

**They walk among us!!**

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch at the food court, when
we overheard one of the OLs occupying the table behind us
complaining about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the
beach. She said she didn't thought she will get get sunburned
because she was in her boyfriend's car the most of the time.

Her boyfriend's car you asked? A Mazda MX5 convertible.

**They walk among us!!**

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My friend's sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that is
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped in case
if emergency. Impressive, but the thing is I heard she keeps it
in the trunk.

**They walk among us!!**

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My "kuku" friend had to
comment that, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned
her head?" After some giggle and struggle, I had to explain that
a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned..

**They walk among us!!**

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area despite
waiting patiently for about an hour during a trip in recent years
(nope, no country mention). So I went to the lost luggage office
and told the lady there that my bags never showed up. She gave me
the widest smile possible and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and that I was in good hands. The bomb
shell dropped when she said, "Now tell me, has your plane arrived
yet?"

I was dumbfounded for moments.. Till.. Suppressing both the
anguish and amusement, I replied, "Yes, my plane has actually
arrived with me, Ms. Professional. Now, can you help me to trace
my bag please?"

My thoughts: "Oh, you are a trained professional, thank god.. NOT!"

**They walk among us!!**

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My friend told me while working at a pizza joint, he served a man,
whom ordered a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and deep
in thoughts...

Then, he said stroking his chin, "Er.. Can I request.. Actually I
can't decide between 4 or 6 pieces." He thought about it for some
time before responding, "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces today."

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Yup! You got it.. They walk among us, too!!

Actually, not only that they walk among us.. They also reproduce!!

Cheers peeps..