Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong..

Like the saying goes, "Life is never a bed of roses", let us look at the adverse theorem of life - Murphy's Law. Quite interesting and relative, i find.


- The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

- The other line always moves faster.

- The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible.

- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

- If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.

- Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.

- Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.

- Whatever you want to do, is Not possible, what ever is possible for you to do, you don't want to do it.

- A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.

- You will always find something in the last place you look.

- IF it is never in the last place you look, it will be in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.

- Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

- The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

- No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.


Usually the positives outnumbers the negatives, however being pessimistic us, we tends to remember the former better.

Have Murphy's law failed you again today?

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