Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday blues...

Ok, finalised yesterday that i will be the MC and will be speaking in English. Also, met the sisters from the other side. In for it at the gate crashing again this wednesday.

Couples, lovers, soul mates...

Let us reveal what happens sometime between Mars and Venus...

Got this forwarded mail a couple of days back: Three answers most dread by men.. (edited slightly)

(1 ) Whatever
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face...
Men: Alright, why not we have Sichuan cuisine again. You like it, right?
Women: That day just ate Sichuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm... Ok, I suggest we have seafood then.
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever...

(2 ) Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie.
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.
Men: How about we play bowling, flex some muscles?
Women: Flex your head. Later my arm pain how?
Men: Ok, have coffee somewhere day Coffee Bean or Starbucks?
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep, later I get dark rings not pretty already how?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything...

(3 ) You decide
Men: Then we just go home lo...
Women: You decide!
Men: Let's take A bus, I will accompany you.
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la...
Men: Ok,we will take Taxi then.
Women: Not worth it la, cab nowadays so ex... for such a short distance somemore.
Men: Alright, then we walk lo... Take a slow walk.
Women: What??? To walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide.
Men: Let's have dinner first.
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting...

Hope this create some laughter to you peeps.

Some how, i think the creator of the drink "Anything" or "Whatever" is a man, or men. AND, i think he/they are in love; No doubt about it. =P

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